Let's Cut Through the BS
Most software companies talk about "disruption" and "innovation" while building the same boring crud everyone else makes. We're different. We're the weirdos who actually do the impossible stuff. Like, literally impossible stuff. Our CTO is a flying pig.
While others are busy making yet another project management tool (because the world definitely needs 47 more of those), we're over here building AI that can analyze your restaurant's vibe from your website and generate custom recipes that perfectly match your brand. Or creating legal brief assistants that psychologically profile judges.You know, normal Tuesday stuff.
We also have an AI chatbot named Gerdie who's basically a snarky genius with commitment issues. She'll solve your problems and roast you at the same time. It's therapeutic, honestly.
Because if you're not making people say "wait, that's actually possible?" then what's the point?
(Also, if you're not having fun building it, you're doing it wrong.)
Our Lab Philosophy
If it's boring, we don't build it.
Life's too short for boring software. If it doesn't make us giggle while building it, it's probably not worth your time either.
Every tool must solve a real problem.
No solutions in search of problems allowed. We solve actual pain points, not imaginary ones we made up in a meeting.
If it doesn't make users say 'holy crap, that's brilliant,'
back to the drawing board. We're aiming for jaw-drops, not shoulder-shrugs.
When in doubt, add more flying pigs.
They're surprisingly motivational. Also, our Chief Innovation Officer insists on it.
Meet Our Chief Innovation Officer
"Some people see a flying pig and think it's impossible. We see a flying pig and think 'Hey, that's our Tuesday meeting.' Also, I have a PhD in Applied Impossibility and a minor in Looking Fabulous."
- Gus, Chief Innovation Officer & Professional Flying Pig
*Gus is currently working on his memoirs: "From Bacon to Breakthrough: My Journey to Corporate Leadership"
Our Completely Reasonable Mission
We're building 1,000+ AI tools that solve every annoying problem in existence. From helping restaurant owners create perfect menus to giving lawyers superpowers in court.
Ready to Join the Lab?
Stop wasting time on problems that shouldn't exist. Start using tools that actually work.
⚠️ Warning: May cause sudden bursts of productivity, uncontrollable urges to recommend us to everyone you know, and an inexplicable desire to high-five flying pigs. Side effects may include: feeling like a genius, actually being more productive, and having way too much fun at work.